John Moses was born in Toronto Canada, not the Canada depicted by Michael Moore where everyone leaves their doors open. The Moses family used to leave their doors open until they were robbed. Growing up a Toronto Maple Leafs fan you learn to live with a certain amount of disappointment.
John's parents married young and were in love when he was born. That didn’t last. When they split up, he and my younger brother were raised by their father. Nobody messes with his little brother but him. John's father is a very nice man, and we all know where they finish. John saw very little of his mother she is an alcoholic, and when she drinks she can say some of the most hateful things ever uttered. John takes after his mother. He's a bit of a misogynist. Alcoholism and mental illness run rampant in his family on both sides. He's part Native, that doesn’t help.
John did alright in school up until his third year of college when all he did was drink, smoke weed, pop pills and snort lines. In the last class he attended the chalkboard was waving in and out.
John's been in a lot of fights, probably around 30. He probably won about half of those (or lost half if you want to be a negative dick). One St. Patrick’s Day he came out of a black out in the middle of a fight with a bouncer, three seconds before he broke John's nose. It’s been broken four times in total. On another St. Patrick’s Day someone broke his jaw. No, John is not Irish.
After a fight he once ripped a man’s earrings out of his ears. John stopped wearing earrings the next morning. John broke a bottle over a guys face for bumping a girl he wasn’t even sleeping with. John still feels kind of bad about that.
John has slept with a lot of heavyset women, black, white and Latino.
John has had a DUI, if he ever wants to get his license back in Ontario he would have to have one of those stupid breathalyzer contraptions installed.
John quit drinking 7 years ago. He also quit sleeping with whores 4 years ago. John is trying to be a better person.
John also does stand up comedy.